Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're
standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't
you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why is it when some products you have to turn it upside down
to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Which way does a compass point in space?
Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why
can't we run outside naked?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that
offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why cant a baby cry while its inside its mother?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first
If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I
wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you
Why are Pringles curved?
What happens if your snot freezes in your nose?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why
do they have belt loops?
Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its
bad to be under par in any thing else?
Is Jerry Garcia grateful to be dead?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat
it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat
Can bald men get lice??
How come popcorn isn't a vegetable?
Do movie producers still say lights, camera, and action when
it is a dark scene?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did
he keep them?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same
number of letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different
forms of water?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height
and weight on my driver's license?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on
your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get
something taken off?
Can you get cornered in a round room?
Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but
its ok to use a handicapped toilet?
In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is
"How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when
isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell
is supposed to be fire and brimstone?"
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on
the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
If you were under house arrest and you lived in a mobile home,
wouldnt you be able to go anywhere you want?
If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come
when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable?
What would happen if you were to feed a pig some bacon?
If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel
through time, wouldnt we now be seeing people from the
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If you don't pay your exorcist, do you get repossessed?
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